Why is robot sex so violent?

Why is robot sex so violent?

Holla at a bitch that other Cunt My babies Mama

why do your farts smell like tuna?

chaosophia218:

The Child Eater of Bern.
Standing in the middle of Bern, Switzerland, is the Kindlifresser, or “Child Eater.” The fountain sculpture towers above the ground a baby half stuffed into his mouth, and a sack full of three alarmed tots slung over its shoulder presumably for later snacking. The disturbing sculpture is no modern work of art; built in 1546, it is one of the oldest fountains in the city of Bern.

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lolsofunny:
(lol here!)

oxane:

B is for … by divas cafe bar

benito-cereno:

alright today in sex education we’ll be having a practical lesson. i’ll meet you all individually in my office

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itsyourjustinbieber:

jesus christ

omfg

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catduch3ss:

His face bahaha